Okay let's review.
I was practicing.

Now,
This little piggie went to the market.
This little piggie stayed home.
This little piggie had roast beef.
This little piggie had none.
This little piggie went whee whee whee all the way home.

ROAST BEEF?!?!? People.
Come on now. This is crap. If you're putting together a children's poem or haiku or what not, don't get high and make up stuff out of nowhere.
Why did he have roast beef? What was it's significance? Why did the next little piggie have none? What's with the unnecessary segregation?
I can understand the market and staying home and even saying whee whee all the way home, I mean, who hasn't?
But the roast beef and lack there of is just ridiculous.